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Max turns the blunt end on what he likes and why!

And now...

Jimmy's excessive bullshit for your entertainment!

NEW!!!!

Pointless samples and funny shit to listen to.
Like, have you ever recorded yourself taking a shit?
Neither have we...but there are people out there who have...believe us!

Also...
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Roxy's dad has written a book! Check it out. A sci-fi for all you Back to the Future nuts out there.

Upcoming sections for your involvement:

"I've got the hottest Girlfriend"

This one is simple, think you've got the hottest girlfriend? Send us a picture of her. Winners awarded and given the chance to teach us all how to get and keep a hot girlfriend...

"Poem of the Month"

Got a dirty little ditty? Written a poem you wouldn't read to the relo's over Christmas lunch? Think you're an undiscovered poetic genius?...or you just want us to publish you ex-girlfriends soppy love poetry (girls - you can get in on this too). Then send 'em on in! We've started the database but we need you to help us out!

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