Hello kids, parents and curious onlookers.
Jimmy iCon here.
I have too much to say apparently! (According to my father and other relatives) Well, rather than let it all go to waste, I have put together this page. It's got all the shit the seems to flow endlessly from orifices high and low. Here you will find little brown nuggets of crap, issues current and past, irrelevant social comment and more than a fare share of bullshit. But that's why I love the internet, cause I can now commit my bowel movements in all size, shape and form, to a global audience. Hahaha...And hey, it'll keep you off the porn for at least a minute, I con you not. These are the files of what I had and have to say...
Love Jimmy.
| THE CASE FILES |
Chapter 6 - Article about Jeff Rule "Fifteen Year Rule" [Status: Unresolved]
Brief: After Jeff Rule was kicked off the air by PBS FM for making some remarks about a rival presenter on another network I wrote this article and sent it in to the Program Director and followed up with some phone calls. I conclude that Metal needs all the support it can get and to see one of it's allies shot down in flames is just not fucking on!
Chapter 5 - Penthouse Forum Erotic Story Entry: "Back in '97"
[Status: Pending]Brief: In a fleeting moment of sheer boredom, I wrote an erotic story to send into Australian Penthouse Forum. Have a read and see what you think. You may even what to have a crack at writing one yourself and sending it in. At the very least your girlfriend/boyfriend will think you're more 'imaginative' in that way than they thought.
Chapter 4 - The Abrasion Wars [status: Unresolved]
Brief: Late Last year, our great Metal colleagues and brothers in arms Abrasion, lost their domain name. Now to anyone else this is no big thing, but to a band who is just trying to make a buck and had printed it on all their T-shirts this is a fuck-off slap in the face. I felt the need to step in and fight with my brothers on this one...
Chapter 3 - The Chunk Wars [Status: Case Closed]
Brief: In mid 2002 there was a bizarre turn of events in the Uncle Chunk camp. The had been cloned! Huh? No this isn't an Arnie film, another Uncle Chunk was alive and well, and in America of all places, and playing covers of Limp Wristed! Stunned I was, Stunned... I took it upon myself to leave a polite entry in their guest book, they barred me within 24 hours. This is what followed...
Chapter 2 - Room for Improvement: Always [Status: Unresolved]
Brief: Did anyone see that episode of Channel 7's gay-ass show 'Room for Improvement' where they built an undeserved kid a rehearsal room? I had to comment, after I was finished, the public forum was alight with response to my letter...The Producers declined to comment...
Chapter 1 - Your Local Member [Status: Unresolved]
Brief: Bob Stensholt is the member for Burwood, where I live, his campaign for the last election warranted my comment via email...