"You may be able to get 'em down, but you won't be able to keep 'em down."

BREAKFAST SPECIAL
Chicken Vomlet with mushrooms, melted cheese and tomatos on toast.

STARTERS
Wedges with Power Cream.
Fat Potatoe Fries.
Bowelamari Rings.
Bunyon Rings.

LUNCHTIME FLUSH
Piss & Chips.
Snot Dog with Green Mustard.
Garlic Poovelaki.
Spewmungus Burger.
Heave Burger.
Spewpirior Burger (Double Heave).
Sloppy Delux.
Nach-Ho's with On-Heat Salsa
Runny Gravy Dump-lings.

DESSERT
Waft Serve Cone
The Chuckel-Berry Pancakes.
Thrush Puppy (four flavours).
Choc Stool Cake with Gooey White Caramel

SPECIALS
The 'Smell This' Combo.
The 'Fur Burger' Special.
Spewmungus Burger with Mayo.
Spewprimo Meal Deal.
Dinnertime Eat-Out Feast.
The 'Take a Load' Feast.
The In and Out Stool Special

DRINKS
Bowel Cola
Bowel Soda
Chuckel-berry Shakes (four flavours)
Coffee & Tea
Selected LOCAL Beers
Spirits & Shit Wine